the cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
   depends. Which ex? If it's my former spouse, I'll risk a lot to pull him out (if he's in it). If it's Nick, I'll risk perhaps more to shove him in (if he's not already there).
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
   just for ease, here...I'll assume it's the goddess H. My reaction: a wry laugh, a hug, and about a million questions starting with, "how do you feel about this?"
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
   today.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
   lame whatever at Target this evening
5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
   lost - I've dropped a bit since the moving saga began.
6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
   puffy
7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?
   shrug. At this point, after the last six weeks - after this MFing day - nothing surprises me.
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
   Alpha Omega
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
   meh - the same would work for her, too
10. What are you craving right now?
    nothing worth mentioning
11. What was the last thing you cried about?
    last weekend I had a migraine that made me want to murder, indiscriminately. Two nights in a row I fell asleep praying that before morning it would either stop hurting, or that I would be dead. I think I cried through that.
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
    no. If they give it, I take it. If they give me 'the look', I don't insist. It's their routine.
13. What color is your tissue box?
    which one? I've got one in every room. Not a big fan of having to travel far for the necessities.
14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
    no fans. Boo!
15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
    Landlord Bob, calling to make arrangements to make some repairs.
16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
    yep, I'm a big fan of the block function.
17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
    living in the rat hole
18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
    never.
19. What kind of car do you want?
    still want a Jag.
20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
    I honestly don't remember the last time I ate from BK, but I'd probably get a chicken something, with fries & a Coke or a chocolate shake. I don't veer far from the standards no matter which burger place I hit.

[grabbed from here, originally from here; title quotation by Isak Dinesen]