Get It All Down: knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Heidi
What is something you need to go shopping for?

I probably need new jeans, but I'm convinced that I can do what's necessary to get by without acquiring any
Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?

yes, one of my older cousins has a daughter who shares my name
What kind of car do (did) your parents drive?

Mom has a blue Accord; Dad has a maroon CR-V
Are you rich?

financially: not in anyone's imagination. Personally: more than you'll ever know.
If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be?

Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, I'd prefer more than one night, but I'll take what I can get.
What famous person do you look like? Feel free to use this facial match program by clicking here. Show us at least the celeb photo.

Fernanda Tavares - 62.78% match

Alyssa Milano - 61.67% match

Brooke Burke - 61.11% match

Ann Kok - 60.56% match

Linda Lovelace - 60.56% match

Um, whatever. I think that the site may have interpreted more ethnicity than was appropriate.
What is the most daring thing you've done recently?

I've been in a pretty anti-daring mode lately. Folding inward. Protecting my tender underbelly.
Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?

"pass" or "fail"? I suppose that depends on your perspective.
Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most?

Use the word 'scandal' and guarantee that I Don't. Care. At. All.
Do you know anyone in jail/prison?

probably not
What are your plans (or what have you done) for this weekend?

a quick trip to the megalopolis on Friday, followed by two days of attempted-intensive sleeping and recuperating. I'm through taking the steroids but still feel pretty wretched (currently thinking there might be fluid in the lungs).
Have you ever woken up and not known where you were?

only momentarily
What were you doing at midnight last night?

trying to sleep but failing, super-miserably. Last night was a very rough night; between discomfort from congestion, basic inability to sleep, and shockingly violent nightmares once I did sleep, it was a long voyage on a stormy sea.
Last restaurant you went to?

probably Duke's?
How many hours did you sleep last night?

maybe five, though I was in bed for at least eight
Which is more distracting: sexting while driving or sex while driving?

in that case, I don't think there's a distinction, Mr. Clinton
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

apart from the person with whom I'm texting (be clear on that word), I'm going to guess 'no'
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?

oh hell yeah - who hasn't?!