sport only makes you sweaty and smug and wears out the knees

1. Have you ever wanted to compete in a race or marathon?
   never. Not even once. I've done some charity walk things, but not an actual race.
2. If you had to choose one, which activity would you most like to try: rock climbing, surfing, hang gliding or skydiving?
   surfing. It's always looked like it would be an exhilarating way to experience a beach—except for the water-up-the-nose part!
3. What’s the most extreme exercise you enjoy?
   Pilates
4. What specific exercise do you hate most?
   crunches. My abs aren't happy being isolated.
5. What makes you most uncomfortable about a gym atmosphere?
   everything. When I was a member of a gym (during college) I only worked out between 5 and 7 AM. Can you imagine?
6. If you could afford to outfit the perfect gym/workout center in your own home, how often do you think you’d actually make use of it?
   4-6 days per week. I would definitely make it worthwhile, and I would absolutely love it. That is something that I really hope to be able to afford someday.

[from The Cat, who got it here; the title quotation is by Jasper Fforde, from The Woman Who Died a Lot]