it ain't ever been a good idea To reach out and touch someone When you're flying high half outta of your mind Blowin' a .21

61. Do fish have necks?  actually...there's no such thing as a fish!

62. What’s the best “who would win in a fight A or B” you can come up with?  Chris and I used to set up "library cage match" brackets, in which we'd prognosticate the winner of randomly-chosen rounds of coworkers, fighting to the death like cocks in boxes. 

    I was the winner of ~80% of those fights.

65. You have unlimited wishes but every time you make a wish what you love most is erased from the world. How many wishes do you make and what do you wish for? (No, you can’t wish not to have things erased from the world.)  none

66. What crazy things will you do if you ever become rich?  buy a tiara for Fluffy K., invest heavily in Dollar General, buy a LOT of shoes, and give some obnoxious cash gifts

67. How would the world change if health potions existed?  health potions do exist

68. What’s the last thing you Googled?  the effect of migraine headaches on relationships

69. What’s a lame joke you use on a regular basis?  I'm fairly funny, but not good with jokes

71. If you were given immortality, but there was one condition, what would stop you from accepting immortality?  no, because I would not accept it regardless

72. If you could change your first name, what would be the most epic name you could choose?  oh, the name I've got is pretty fucking epic

73. Why do you think we dream?  dreams are mental hotdish, the leftovers of the day cooked up in a casserole and topped with crushed potato chips

74. If you could switch genders for a length of time of your choosing, would you? And if so, how long?  eh, no. I don't think I'd like being a guy.

75. What event from the past do you most want to see a recording of?  I'd have liked to have met my paternal grandfather—so seeing him on film is sort of a dream for me

76. What great idea would you like to try if you had enough money?  solo travel

77. If you were in a high-speed chase, what song would you want blaring on the radio?  "Drink & Dial" by James Otto. Never fails to make me smile.

78. If you started a cult, what kind of cult would you start?  some kind of hedonistic, money-worshipping deal

80. What chore do you dread most?  dusting teapots

[cut from here; the title quotation is from "Drink and Dial"]