April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain

What presents do you most want to receive, for the next holiday coming up?

    Easter is on Sunday, and I'm hoping the big bunny brings me a bunch of tulips, some Cadbury mini eggs (milk chocolate), and a small rabbit charm or figurine

What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?  

    anything prepared by my former mother-in-law, who seemed to be trying to kill us with blandness

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it? Sushi? Scotch Tape?

  cash

What’s your best scar story?

   getting tossed through the French door while playing cards with Steve-from-across-the-Street

Would you go with aliens if they beamed down to Earth?

   aliens with sufficient intelligence to "beam down" are not going to bother with us

When was the most memorable kiss of your life so far?  

    March 30, 2017

Are you sunrise, daylight, twilight, or nighttime? Why?

   twilight. I'm more dark than light, but not completely dark. There's still a glimmer here and there of sunshine, or moonlight. Hard to tell at first glance.

What season would you be?

   autumn. Muted, occasionally still hot, sometimes uncomfortable, kinda short, anticipated with relish and recalled nostalgically...

Are you a good dancer?

   when I'm by myself, Hell yeah

What fruit or vegetable would you most want to be?

   a peach

 [from here and adapted; the title quotation is by T.S. Eliot, from The Waste Land]