if you think I am having more fun than anyone on this planet, you are absolutely correct

48 What is your earliest memory?  

    scooter races in grade school, the way you'd always run over your fingers and go sailing off in the wrong direction

49 Tell me something about yourself that I could never tell from looking at you. 

    I have 8 fewer teeth than most adults do

50 If you could own one building, any building, what would it be? 

    Antilia

51 If you could only use three condiments for the rest of your life, what would they be? 

    BBQ, light Italian dressing, and pico de gallo

52 What is your secret skill? 

    perplexing the males about whom I care

53 What would you say to your pet if you could understand each other for two and a half minutes? 

    I've no pets, but if I could talk with my former house-guest I would ask some questions about their master.

54 Tell me about something you love doing that you’re terrible at. And tell me about something you really do not like doing that you’re great at. 

    I love to sing.

    I do not like to talk about estates or trusts.

55 Would you rather be able to speak every language in the world fluently, or be able to play every musical instrument as well as any virtuoso? 

    speak all of the languages

56 If you could safely eat any inedible object, what would it be? 

    lightning

57 What are you into now that you never thought you would be into? And conversely, what’s something you used to be into that you’re not anymore? 

    I used to care about things that a younger woman cares about, or that a married woman is interested in, or that only a person who lives in the places where I used to live would understand. Now, it's different. I'm older, I'm independent, I'm here, I work this job and not that, I live in this house, I have these friends. It's different.

58 What is a supposedly fun thing that you did, that you’ll never do again? 

    online dating

59 If you had unlimited resources, what frivolous thing would you collect? 

    books

60 What is something you didn’t like but you are glad happened? 

    learning how to drive. I recall the entire experience being annoying, frustrating, humiliating, and incredibly tedious. (I also remember my dad explaining through his clenched teeth in the parking lot of a school about the importance of slowing down before making 90º turns!)

 

[from here—it's an ongoing site!; the title quotation is by Hafiz]