Life is short And pleasures few And holed the ship And drowned the crew But o! But o! How very blue the sea is

What is one article of clothing that someone could wear that would make you walk out on a date with them? 

    banana hammock

The zombie apocalypse is coming, who are 3 people you want on your team? 

    DG, Emerald Man, and the cop

What is your most used emoji? 

    😋

What was the worst style choice you ever made? 

    all of junior high was a clothing disaster zone. I recall a pair of extremely baggy striped jeans that were particularly horrid.

Who was your childhood actor/actress crush? 

    I liked the cute Corey, not the weird one, from The Lost Boys

If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? 

    "I'm Every Woman" by Whitney Houston

If you could bring back any fashion trend what would it be? 

    pegged pants

What did you name your first car? 

    Helga

Does your current car have a name? What is it? 

    Mr. F

You have your own late night talk show, who do you invite as your first guests? 

    Greg Davies, Ryan Gosling, Graham Norton, Jimmy Carr, and Victoria Coren Mitchell

If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, and who would play you? 

    indie, starring Paget Brewster

If you were famous, what would you be famous for? 

    compiling an anthology of modern poetry

You have to sing karaoke—what song do you pick? 

    "You're a God" by Vertical Horizon

What was your least favorite food as a child? Do you still hate it or do you love it now? 

    mozzarella cheese. I would pick it off my pizza! I don't remember when I changed my mind about it, but it probably had to do with cheese sticks. At any rate, I eat more of it than any other cheese now, by far.

If you had to eat one meal everyday for the rest of your life what would it be? 

    bacon on toast with iced tea (slightly sweet), a couple of baby carrots, and fresh raspberries and peach slices

If you were left on a deserted island with either your worst enemy or no one, which would you choose? Why? 

    that's not even a fair question, since being left on a deserted island alone is a longing of mine

If aliens landed on earth tomorrow and offered to take you home with them, would you go? 

    I would not

60s, 70s, 80s, 90s: which decade do you love the most and why? 

    90s. I don't know why, really, except that it was when I became an adult (chronologically at least). I relate the most to 90s music, fall back on a sort of 90s wardrobe, and like a lot of 90s movies.

[from here and adapted; the title quotation is by Clive Barker, from Abarat]