5.25.2022

golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps

 With whom do you live? 
    several houseplants—including Allan, Oscar, and little Bob—and a quantity of books
 Which Star Wars movie is your favorite? 
    Not a fan.
 How about Harry Potter? 
    I'd rather read porn.
 What was the last movie you saw in theaters? 
    1917
 Did you get the popcorn or candy?     
    popcorn. And I had my hand held, too, which was especially lovely.
 What is the most romantic text in your inbox? 
    something to the effect of "You are my hero!"
 Have you ever played miniature golf on a date? 
    not that I recall, but it seems a fine way to spend some time. I should see if any of my conquests are interested in such a thing!

[from here; the title quotation is from Tiger Woods]

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