put on some Creedence and let's get high

Do you think it's cool for men to wear flip-flops? 

    they're not my favorite, but it's not up to me to decide "cool"

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

    I don't know, maybe 40-some?

Do you think you are a hypochondriac? 

    no

Do you own a dictionary? 

    I do not

Where was the last place you went on vacation? 

    Kansas

Do you talk about your friends behind their back? 

    not in the way you mean. 

    I have, in a sense, two lives. 

Are you actually fat but in complete denial about it? 

    no denial...

What color is your mouse pad? 

    it is divided into quadrants, each a different color and containing a white skull

Does your kitchen have a theme? 

    uhm, "kitchen"

 

[from here; the title quote is by Stephen King, from The Drawing of the Three]