you can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once

Have you ever touched a snake?     this question made me laugh out loud.

    No, I have never touched a snake.

Have you ever run a red light?     yes, though not on purpose. It was one of those "used to be a stop sign" situations that arise when the locals change up the traffic pattern. No harm done.

Have you ever been suspended from school?     ha! No.

Have you ever had detention?     yes, twice. Once for bleeping around in my 8th grade Clothing class, and once for slipping out of Study Hall to hang out in the Band room in 10th grade.

Have you ever hated the way you look?     of course - pretty sure that every one has felt that way at least once

Have you ever witnessed a crime?     uh, yeah

Have you ever pole danced?     LOL no. I realize that it's a hip new "sport" but the costumes (and the historical derivations) stain it as shameless exhibitionism.

Have you ever been lost?     so very much

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?     opposite from what? This sentence seems to imply that everyone lives on a coast, when "the rest of us" accounts for the majority of the nation.

Have you ever felt like dying?     the confluence of pneumonia, the flu, a sinus infection and an ear infection that knocked me out for a month in 2019 was as close to dying as I want to be

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?     yup

Have you ever sang karaoke?     no, that's my brother's arena, not mine

 

[from here and split up; the title quotation is by Robert Heinlein, from Time Enough for Love]