3.07.2023

I've lately been on quarantine, A proven Fornicator

Ye jovial boys who love the joys, 
    The blissful joys of Lovers; 
Yet dare avow with dauntless brow, 
    When th' bony lass discovers; 
I pray draw near and lend an ear, 
    And welcome in a Frater, 
For I've lately been on quarantine, 
    A proven Fornicator. 
 
Before the Congregation wide 
    I pass'd the muster fairly, 
My handsome Betsey by my side, 
    We gat our ditty rarely; 
But my downcast eye by chance did spy 
    What made my lips to water, 
Those limbs so clean where I, between, 
    Commenc'd a Fornicator. 
 
With rueful face and signs of grace 
    I pay'd the buttock-hire, 
The night was dark and thro the park 
    I could not but convoy her; 
A parting kiss, what could I less, 
    My vows began to scatter, 
My Betsey fell - lal de dal lal lal, 
    I am a Fornicator. 
 
But for her sake this vow I make, 
    And solemnly I swear it, 
That while I own a single crown, 
    She's welcome for to share it; 
And my roguish boy his Mother's joy, 
    And the darling of his Pater, 
For him I boast my pains and cost, 
    Although a Fornicator. 
 
Ye wenching blades whose hireling jades 
    Have tipt you off blue-boram, 
I tell ye plain, I do disdain 
    To rank you in the Quorum; 
But a bony lass upon the grass 
    To teach her esse Mater, 
And no reward but for regard, 
    O that's a Fornicator. 
 
Your warlike Kings and Heros bold, 
    Great Captains and Commanders; 
Your mighty Cesars fam'd of old, 
    And Conquering Alexanders; 
In fields they fought and laurels bought 
    And bulwarks strong did batter, 
But still they grac'd our noble list 
    And ranked Fornicator!!! 
 

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