why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f–king cook it!

More accurate than a Buzzfeed quiz; less accurate than your therapist’s raised eyebrow.🤨

 

🍕 What’s Your Friendship Flavor? 

 

Friendships are like food—comforting, energizing, sometimes surprising. 

Which flavor are you serving up in your circle?

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1. Your friends count on you for… 

    A) Reliable support. 

    B) A good laugh. 

    C) Deep talks. 

    D) Wild plans. 

 

2. You feel most “in sync” when… 

    A) Doing everyday routines together. 

    B) Sharing a funny meme at the right time. 

    C) Staying up too late talking about life. 

    D) Spontaneously hitting the road. 

 

3. Your go-to comfort food is… 

    A) Mac & cheese. 

    B) Popcorn. 

    C) Chocolate. 

    D) Tacos. 

 

4. A friend cancels at the last minute—you… 

    A) Wish them well and reschedule. 

    B) Tease them but forgive quickly. 

    C) Check in to make sure they’re okay. 

    D) Rope someone else into the plan. 

 

5. If you were a snack at a party, you’d be… 

    A) Chips & dip. 

    B) Cupcakes.      

    C) Cheese plate. 

    D) Jalapeño poppers. 

 

Results in the comments! 

 

[the title quotation is by Gordon Ramsey]