toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast

More accurate than a Buzzfeed quiz; less accurate than your therapist’s raised eyebrow.🤨

 

🍞 Mindplay Friday: What Should You Eat on Toast? 🧈 

Let breakfast reveal your essence—one slice at a time.

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Q1. Your morning personality:

    A. Slow and soft

    B. Cheerfully practical

    C. Focused and decisive    

    D. Creative and spontaneous

 

Q2. Ideal breakfast setting:

    A. In bed

    B. At the kitchen table

    C. At your desk    

    D. Wandering the house

 

Q3. Your comfort food type:

    A. Mild + simple

    B. Sweet + balanced

    C. Savory protein    

    D. Trendy + bright

 

Q4. Pick a kitchen tool:

    A. Butter knife

    B. Spoon

    C. Chef’s knife    

    D. Avocado masher

 

Q5. Secret breakfast fantasy:

    A. Peace

    B. Nostalgia

    C. Strength    

    D. Color

 

Results in the comments!

 

[quiz generated by chatGPT; the title quotation is by Margaret Atwood, from Oryx and Crake]