in which she gives some surprising anwers

1. You're in the hospital, who comes to visit you? Fluffy, G, and a few other people from work. Sam. Mike, while he’s still in this time-zone. My landlords (awww). The Cat.
2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? Total shock, since this government is unlikely to forfeit that tax flow within my lifetime.
3. Your CD collection is repossessed. What's your reaction? Now that I have the tiny pod of joy, I’d survive, but I’d still be pretty pissed.
4. Do you believe world peace is possible? Possible? Sure. Probable? Not.
5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. Three more wishes. No, seriously: for the people I care about to be straight with me. Not brutal, just honest.
6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off? Dishonesty.
7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on? Automatically? That’s a strong word. Still, I’ll say...attention.
8. What are you obsessive about? Relaxation.
9. Leatherface is in the kitchen... you need to smoke a little less crack.
10. Do people underestimate you? Yup. Sometimes I encourage it, and sometimes I rebel against it. (Wouldn’t it be nice to know which was which?)
11. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood? Whack-a-mole. Or drugs.
12. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year? Relaxation. And another couple of piercings.
13. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised? Yes.
14. Do you have any really crazy relatives? crazy-ass fun or crazy-nut job? Yes. Both
    
15. Pretend you're 15 deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing? Puking my guts out. Three has me pleasantly vague and flirty. Five inspires me to tell stories that are best left untold. Seven leaves me pale green and strangely immobile the following day. I haven’t had more than seven at once in longer than I can recall.
16. Does everyone in your life know the real you? No. No one knows the real me. I’m actually a clever imitation of the real me. The real me lives in a small village outside Miraflores, Panama. (Come on....)
17. Last thing you said about a guy/girl? I have no idea. Sam & I had a very odd conversation at 1:something in the morning, during which I may have said something about a guy. I don't think so, though. Um, maybe yesterday at work, with Fluffy.
18. What is the most ridiculous fear you have? I’m a little paranoid about dropping my keys down the grates in the parking lot.
19. Do you know anyone in prison? Not that I’m aware of.
20. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Lunch yesterday.
21. When did you last have a home cooked meal? Wednesday night.
22. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Yes.
23. Name who you miss: Johnnie. P&H. Andy.
24. Are you named after a grandparent? No.
25. Who loves you? Jesus, of course.
26. Do you throw up gang signs? Not all the way - just a tiny bit in the back of my mouth.
27. Have you ever broken a rib? Nah, I just suck the meat off and then set them aside.
28. Last song you heard? "Your Heart is an Empty Room” by Death Cab.
29. What was the last thing you ate? Half a Shawn's chocolate chip cookie (I'm out of money and milk. *Most* inconvenient.)
30. How do you feel RIGHT now? Sleepy, a little sad, but mostly pain-free.
31. Have you driven anywhere today? Nope.
    
32. What’s your hair like? At the moment, it's in a wobbly ponytail at the crown of my head. Still clean and a little wavy...and it smells of elderberries.
33. Would you ever work for the border patrol? Fuck, no. I shouldn’t be armed, and particularly not for a purpose that I don’t particularly support.
34. Whose car were you in last? My own. Besides that, Fluffy's.
35. Where did you go? She drove us to the megalopolis last weekend. We also checked out "the new Jewel," which was the thrill of the weekend.
36. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship? Yes, briefly, if that one counts as a “relationship.” Well, and sort of not briefly, if that one sort of counts as “interracial.”
37. Is your birthday on a holiday? Uh, no. Not even close. Unless the traditional first day of school is a holiday?
38. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now? Yes.
39. Are you a vegetarian? I haven’t gone through the classes, but...no, no, I’m not.
40. Do you worry about global warming? Yes. I’m not a freak about it, but I am concerned.

[From The Cat, who got it at Kwizgiver’s]