answer honestly

    Molson Canadian [beer] bottles have an "Answer Honestly" theme on the back labels. They start with "Would you prefer..." and then offer two choices, both of which are either positive or negative. Presumably, this is an attempt to stimulate conversation between beer drinkers.
    The bottle that I'm 1/3 through now offers the following:

Answer Honestly.
Would you prefer...
to have the ability to pause life
- OR -
fast forward life?    I would like to say that I would pause life, but that's really not true. I am WAY too stupid/foolish/impulsive/clueless/blind to recognize those moments that should be savored, and instead I withdraw and obsess on those moments that are better left fast-forwarded through.
    So, by default, I'm stuck with FF.