deadly-ish

Wrath

• Who did you last get angry with? [i.e. "With whom did you last become angry?"]
  Work. The whole kitten caboodle. (One of my favorite malapropisms!)
• What is your weapon of choice?
  My tongue. I am vicious when truly angry. May Sarton wrote, “The more articulate one is, the more dangerous words become.” Yup.
• Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
  Definitely
• How about the same sex?
  Definitely
• Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
  Apparently, one of my coworkers
• What is your pet peeve?
  Carrots in soup
• Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
  I can let them go. Sometimes I choose to keep them. The current one, I will keep.

Sloth

• What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
  Replied to email. Sometimes I just ... can't ... do it.
• What is the latest you've ever woken up?
  If I wasn’t sick or hung over, probably 2PM
• Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
  Besides the 137 inbox messages... Hi Sam!
• What is the last lame excuse that you made?
  I don’t resort to lame excuses. Life is just too short to bother. I will simply apologize.
• Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
  No
• How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
  None, but the headache that I'd had all night "helped" with that. It's decidedly un-relaxing (perhaps even anti-relaxing) to lie in bed with a headache when one cannot sleep. [I'm writing this on Tuesday evening, 9-30-08.]

Gluttony

• What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
  Tea. Black, and the stronger the better. Boozily speaking, I'm a convert to top-rail rum + lemonade.
• Are you a meat eater?
  Um. Yeah. Was there any doubt?
• What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting -outing -event?
  Maybe the night I shared a case of beer with a guy. He had 7. (That means I had 17.)
• Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
  Sure
• Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
  Within reason. They, as much as anything else, get to be too much after a while.
• Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy food?
  Salty
• Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
  Jesus! No.
  
 
Greed


• How many credit cards do you own?
  Three. Balance on one.
• If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
  Quit my fucking job. Pay off my bills. Pay off my friends' bills. Buy a new car.
• Would you rather be rich or famous?
  Rich, hands-down.
• Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
  More boring than the current job? Sure. Temporarily, why not.

Pride

• What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
  My education (not my degrees).
• What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
  My degrees
• What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
  That lovely “fuck it” attitude that only the elderly and the insane can really get away with.
• Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
  I don’t know that I ever have.
• Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
  Naturally
• Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
  Only on IQ tests. ...
  
• What did you do today that you're proud of?
  Held back from baser desires at work.

Lust

• How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
  Damn. Uh...probably 35. -ish. Maybe fewer. I don’t know. I wasn’t exactly counting. I might have been a little drunk. That year.
• How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
  ...36-ish?
• Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
  Nah – I stare at the [allegedly] corked bat.
• What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
  Eyes. The kind that really see.
• Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
  errrr??
• Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
  Me?! Uh, no. I don’t think I’m the target audience. Ever.

Envy

• What item of your friends’ would you most want to have for your own?
  Pets, I suppose.
• Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
  No one. My friends all have crap taste in decorating.
• If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
  Johnnie
• Have you ever been cheated on?
  What do you think?
• Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
  Yes
• What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
  Patience
  

  Which deadly sin...

• Do you commit the most often?
  Lust, of course.
• Do you commit the least often?
  Gluttony.

[The Cat did it before me, having found it at Kwizgiver]