a promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

    This item arrived at my place of toil the other day. The front is bad enough (the metaphor is frightening, when you think about it - the giant spike, rising through the pink folds...?!?!?!)
but the back, ugh! His name is "Knightridge." Exactly what is that supposed to bring to mind? And why are his face & neck so relatively clean, if his right hand & arm look like he's been working in a coal mine all the live-long day? She's also got a surprisingly frog-shaped bottom half.


[title quotation by Victor Lownes]