Ben wished the world was organized by the Dewey decimal system. That way you'd be able to find whatever you were looking for

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be?
Organizing and shelving a cart full of library materials. I'm woefully out of shape in that field, but after a couple of weeks in the old stomping ground, I could acquit myself reasonably well, all things considered. I'm sure of it.

[from a list originally found on Tumblr - this is #8; the title quotation is by Brian Selznick, from Wonderstruck]