
Source: I borrowed the DVD from my parents' collection
I watched it because: I do not read the box-back descriptions of these, you know? So I had no idea what this was about. The version that I watched was in a box that looked like that at right, so I thought this was a movie about running. Ha!
IMDB: 7.2/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 51% Audience: 70%
story: 3.5/5--based on a true story
visuals: 3/5
acting: 3/5--standouts: Domhnall Gleeson (Phil) and Alex Russell ("older Pete")
intangibles: 1/5--this is quite a pretentious little movie masquerading as an Important Film. Along the same vein as 1917 (reviewed here), just because a movie tells a story - even an important one, historically speaking - does not make that story cinematic. See, e.g., The Master, reviewed here. Angelina Jolie directed this well; I hope that the next film of hers that I see is worth seeing.
Academy Award nominee:
• Best Cinematography
• Best Sound Mixing
• Best Sound Editing
overall: 2.625/5

Source: I borrowed the DVD from my parents' collection
I watched it because: it got a lot of nominations, so surely that must equate to high-quality filmmaking and a great viewer experience, right?! No, seriously, I had hopes that it might turn out all right.
IMDB: 7.7/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 96% Audience: 86%
story: 2/5--pampered dickheads treating each other badly and getting revoltingly rich in the process. OH YAY
visuals: 2.5/5--unmemorable
acting: 2/5
intangibles: 1/5--this movie leaves me filled with loathing for everything surrounding FB, social media, and Zuckerberg and his emotionally crippled cronies
Academy Award winner:
• Best Writing, adapted screenplay
• Best Film Editing
• Best Music, original score
Academy Award nominee:
• Best Picture
• Best Director
• Best Actor--Jesse Eisenberg (capable of two facial expressions! Constipated or goofy. He's a Will Ferrell mini-me.)
• Best Cinematography
• Best Sound Mixing
overall: 1.875/5--there is only one character in this film with any redeeming qualities whatsoever: Erica Albright, "the girl that got away," played by Rooney Mara. She spoke the two lines of dialog that stick with me, with which I can relate:
"Dating you is like dating a StairMaster!"
"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."
The Cannonball Run (1981) - "A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks."
Source: I borrowed the DVD from my parents' collection
I watched it because: I had seen it before - maybe when it first came out? Though it seems pretty racy for my parents to have gone for that when I was that young.
IMDB: 6.3/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 30% Audience: 61%
story: 1.5/5
visuals: 2/5--TV movie level visuals. When I see things like this and think back on Hud (reviewed here), there is absolutely no comparison in the visuals.
acting: 2/5--no acting here, just silliness
intangibles: 2.5/5--the cast is filled with famous names, there are some decent bits, and if you like car chases and broads as scenery, this will appeal
overall: 2/5

Source: I borrowed the DVD from my parents.
I watched it because: I knew the story, but it had been a while since the movie came out. I remember seeing something about it on Letterman, too.
IMDB: 7.4/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 85% Audience: 84%
story: 4/5--it's the story behind the story
visuals: 4.5/5--Clint Eastwood directed, and his vision is extraordinary
acting: 4/5--standout: Aaron Eckhart as copilot Jeff Skiles
intangibles: 4/5--it is a film about trusting yourself, not overthinking or second-guessing
Academy Award nominee: Best Sound Editing
overall: 4.125/5--I have not traveled by air much in recent years, but I love someone who does so very frequently. This film shook me very deeply, in much the same way as I was upset by Patriots Day (reviewed here). I will not forget this one.
The Grandmaster (2013) - "The story of martial-arts master Ip Man, the man who trained Bruce Lee."
Source: I own the DVD
I watched it because: it must have been a preview on another movie that I watched? It has been in my Amazon cart for a while, and I ordered it once it hit my threshold price level.
IMDB: 6.6/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 78% Audience: 58%
story: 3/5
visuals: 5/5--outstanding. Beautiful and haunting, with terrific fight scenes and the imagery that one would anticipate from an Oscar-nominated martial arts film.
acting: 2.5/5--standout: Tony Chiu-Wai Leung (Ip Man)
intangibles: 2.5/5--I am not a fan of Ziyi Zhang, whose work is overwrought and too stylized for my taste. I prefer standard (?) fight scenes and realism. The "romance" of this movie is distracting from what I perceived to be the point, which is Ip Man's development and promotion of Wing Chun.
Academy Award nominee:
• Best Cinematography
• Best Costume Design
overall: 3.25/5

Source: I own the DVD as part of a box set of "Post-Apocalyptic Action Films"
I watched it because: I f'd up my knee in a recent workout and am easing back into training, and wanted something nice and short to watch
IMDB: 4.4/10
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer: 16% Audience: 18%
story: .5/5
visuals: 1/5
acting: 1/5
intangibles: 1.5/5--the part where the lead guy was punching the alien in the "belly" and ripped out its "brain" ... priceless
overall: 1/5--far worse than the sound and feeling of the bursitis in my knee
[the title quotation is from Yogi Berra]
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