Gretzky. And Crash Davis. And Jim McMahon. And Danny Ocean.
Have you ever met your idol?
I'm not interested in idols; veneration leads to disappointment (meaning, the fall off a pedestal is long and painful)
If you had to write a textbook, what would it be on?
power of attorney, unfortunately. No one would fucking pay for it, it would be boring as fuck, and it would require revision too often to be of any value.
There is a free, round-trip shuttle to Mars. The catch: it will take one year of your life to go, visit, and come back. Are you in?
no
What fashion trend would you bring back?
vests on men. Always a great look - on a great looking man. I also kind of wish that watches on chains weren't so pretentious, because that outward show of class and style appeals to me.
What is something we would not know about you just by looking?
What is the best thing you have bought so far this year?
new photos and frames to hang on the walls of my house
What is your #1 recommendation in the city?
the Palmer House, dinner at the Italian Village, and book shopping at Powell's
What is your favorite dessert?
it's known colloquially as "Cherry Cheese Dessert"
What is your favorite mythical creature?
What was the most difficult thing about your childhood?
it had to end
Which are better, cookies or brownies?
brownies
Which song could you listen to over and over again?
it changes every day. Right now it is "You've Haunted Me All My Life" by Death Cab for Cutie
Who is your office crush?
what a ridiculous idea
Would you rather be reincarnated as a cat or a dog?
I'd love to be a cat. It is the best life. Unfortunately, I think I'm a dog. Stupid, loyal, and tail-waggy as hell.
[from here; the title quotation is from Conor McGregor]
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