life is apple rings fried in bacon, followed by a walk on the beach, raging winds driving the rain sideways. Life is frosty nights and blue-sky days

Have you ever gone viral online? 

    there was the "bacon eroticism" thing, and a couple months ago there were a few thousand hits (i.e. 3190) on my blog—which is, alas not normal

What do you like most about remote work? 

    not being face to face with my boss unless it is absolutely necessary

What is the last YouTube video you watched? 

    Joe Lycett, regarding online dating [link died]

What was your first online username?  

    Z969030

Do you have a favorite news site? 

    I get most of my news from the Brew

On a scale of 1–10, how experienced are you with remote work? 

    9. That's how I did almost half my grad work and one other job before the current one.

What is the last really good book you read? 

    Sherry Thomas' Murder on Cold Street, which I had read slowly so it would last longer. It was wonderful.

What is your favorite website? 

    in terms of what I use the most (lately): eBay

    in terms of what I like the most (lately): Shutterfly

Where would you choose to haunt for all of eternity? 

    I expect to spend eternity in a far more relaxing manner than actively "haunting" - but I wouldn't mind having endless access to a really good library...

Bacon or avocado? 

    bacon

Have you ever left a 1 star review online? 

    several, yes

What is the first website you remember visiting? 

    UM's library

What is the most interesting online article you’ve read lately? 

    something about the physiological and emotional effects of "choosing not to choose"

Where do you consider “home”? 

    wherever the trouble is

Would you rather work from the beach or a mountain cabin? 

    beach

[from here and adapted; the title quotation is by Karl Wiggins, from Wrong Planet]