9.12.2025

Hollywood is great. I also think it’s stupid and small-minded and shortsighted

More accurate than a Buzzfeed quiz; less accurate than your therapist’s raised eyebrow.🤨
 
🎬 Which Movie Archetype Is Your Secret Identity? 
 
Are you the mastermind, the wise one, the bold one, or comic relief? 
Movies run on archetypes—but which one secretly drives your story? 
Answer a few quick questions and find out if you belong in the spotlight, behind the curtain, or cracking jokes in the wings.

1. When you walk into a room, people… 
    A. Notice your calm confidence. 
    B. Look to you for answers. 
    C. Expect a witty comment. 
    D. Feel instantly more at ease. 
 
2. Pick a snack for movie night: 
    A. Popcorn with extra butter. 
    B. Charcuterie board. 
    C. Sour gummy worms. 
    D. Herbal tea + dark chocolate. 
 
3. You get a tough assignment at work—your instinct? 
    A. Just get it done, no drama. 
    B. Research and strategize. 
    C. Make everyone laugh first, then tackle it. 
    D. Step back and see the big picture. 
 
4. Your dream vacation looks like: 
    A. Hiking trails and cozy cabins. 
    B. History tour with a tight itinerary. 
    C. Music festival with friends. 
    D. Quiet beach and books.
 
Results in the comments!
 
[the title quotation is by David Fincher] 

2 comments:

  1. 🔑 Results
    • Mostly A’s – The Steadfast Hero (Think: Indiana Jones with a planner.) Reliable, resourceful, steady under pressure.
    • Mostly B’s – The Mastermind (Think: Ocean’s Eleven crew chief.) You live for plans and puzzles.
    • Mostly C’s – The Comic Sidekick (Think: Donkey in Shrek.) You’re fun, funny, and sneakily wise.
    • Mostly D’s – The Sage Mentor (Think: Yoda meets Dumbledore.) You keep perspective when others spin out.

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