Gerb has No Imagination

I've been bitten by the Googlism bug, via The Cat. Go here, type something into the box, see what comes up. I chose "Gerb"; here are the best ones:

• gerb is a major part of the work involved
• gerb is your expert for restoring and updating existing substructures to prepare a secure foundation for new equipment
• gerb is a firework that shoots flame and sometimes sparks
• gerb is appropriate for grades 8 and up
• gerb is a nerd
• gerb is the first broad
• gerb is an aspiring author with a taste for murder and mayhem
• gerb is grilling at the moment
• gerb is puckering up for a nice "moment"
• gerb is in charge of the apt project
• gerb is ranked 63 and has played for 23h25m in 14 days
• gerb is a categorified version of a principal bundle
• gerb is a version of the roman candle firework
• gerb is in the russian penny
• gerb is keeping track of these
• gerb is funded by the natural environment research council
• gerb is a gerb
• gerb is sexy
• gerb is a very powerful gerb that emits the effect up to 12 feet for approximately 30 seconds